Total Medals Earned: 620 (From 95 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,020 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (350/350 points)
Have 20 Italians helping you in the kitchen!
Have 20 cursors on the pizza at once.
Have 20 Pizzabot 3000s going at once.
Have 25,000 pizzas at once
Have 20 Super Ovens churning out 'zas.
Have 20 ships sailing the seas of cheese.
Have 100,000 pizzas at once
Medals Earned: 15/18 (230/275 points)
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 12 hippos!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill 35 running birds!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/440 points)
Slice 50 ragdolls in a game
Recover 3 lifes in a game
Use a slow motion 3 times in a game
Score 3,000 points
Do 10 headshots in a game
Do 8 'Combo 3x' in a game
Do 4 'Combo 4x' in a game
Do 3 'Combo 5x' in a game
Slice 10 gold ragdolls in a game
Leave alive 3 ragdolls in a game
Do 10 criticals in a game
Slice 1,000 ragdolls
Do 100 headshots
Use a slow motion 50 times
Recover 20 lifes
Do 100 criticals
Score 10,000 points
Leave alive 20 ragdolls
Slice 100 gold ragdolls
Explode 50 bombs
Medals Earned: 14/18 (405/805 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/32 (50/500 points)
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/205 points)
You woke up, you were flushed, you escaped...
Completed the game
Completing the game with good ending
All Ripples Rescued
Medals Earned: 3/4 (30/40 points)
You completed to ending 1.
You completed to ending 2.
You completed to ending 4.
You completed to ending 3.
Medals Earned: 5/12 (65/495 points)
Beat the 2nd Boss
Buy all moves
Kill a Berserker
Buy everything in Upgrades and Black Market (except Arena)
Beat the Final Boss
Kill 10000 enemies
Complete 100% of the game (Total Progress)
Earn both Score & Distance platinum trophies (Survival)
Beat the final stage of the Arena
Medals Earned: 2/20 (20/500 points)
Slay Betel
Vanquish Mogrimm
Destroy Nocxis
"Defeat" Zippelnum
Beat Salem
Beat Salem on New Game+ Mode
Annihilate Xil and the Black Obelisk
Beat the game on normal mode, in one sitting, without dying
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Lose the game.
Meet Reddington.
Keep losing the game.
Don't lose the game.